Some quietude,
Akin to that after a premature ejaculation.
Facebook was full of cum yesterday
Out of a shallow hysteria all too common with Nigerians these days.
I did tell you about the uncontainable excitement at the place we sat to watch Nigeria Vs Croatia;
One kick from Mikel, the crowd went gaga;
One shimmer from Moses, the roof went off.
We weren't fifteen minutes in.
Though the rains stopped the signal, it didn’t stop the fanatics who, by faith, were expecting Mikel to triumph over Modric.
When faint signals flickered close to half-time, we felt the icy rain at last and froze.
By the second half, any faint hopes of a turnaround were extinguished by Modric.
Nevertheless, in the next outing, we resurged, and that made us hurl Musa into the political fray as a reliable replacement for Buhari.
What did we not say thereafter! We were going to make mincemeat of Messi and his faltering army and go on to do big things in Russia. The day came... Sampaoli whose job had been up in the air all along used his victory over us to hang on.
But I digress.
That is us, anyway.
The proliferation of performance enhancing drugs has shown that we peak too soon. Female Genital Mutilation remains, because if all Nigerian women are fire, the menfolk aren’t water enough. Sad. We see all those skits on Social Media. And it is the men who won't let women rest that disappoint them the most.
So, again, in a movie that has scarcely begun, we’ve distributed credits already. Some already opined: ‘Saraki outwitted his own father; is it now a certificateless man that will stand in his way?!’
I tend to ask: which way exactly?
The Assembly goes on recess till September, a fitting interlude for behind-the-scene shenanigans. Perhaps we should hold our horses. Could be money, could be blackmail, could be talking-to, could even be outright silencing that does it... but this statusquo may change when the curtains go up again in September. Hold your horses!
Football should have taught us nah, say no be who first score goal dey always win match. Camm daaaaann!!!
In any case, watch a football match long enough, you’ll pick a side. Doesn’t matter if the side you pick is coming for your ass too!
Jude Nnadozie: My Lair
Wednesday 25 July 2018
Monday 12 June 2017
Dear God, Why?
I joined the U.S. Navy and was stationed all over the world.
I also met a young lady who later became my wife. We were blessed with two
wonderful sons, Reme and Jason. They were my pride and joy and reason for
living. I was on top of the world, and I wanted the best for them, so I took
all I had and started a successful business around my talents as a martial
artist. I had status, a career, and family. The little religion I had was just
a show. God was just a word.
Arrest, and Jail.
Then one day, as I was taking a family member to the hospital, I was surrounded
by police. I had no idea what was happening. Here I was, an American
serviceman, a patriot, and I was being arrested. Dear God, why? I had never
been in any trouble and my record was as clean as my uniform.
I found out I was being set up by former associates of mine.
They wanted to frame me so that some scheme of theirs could go undetected. My
attorney persuaded me that everything was fine. “You’re innocent,” he said.
“Don’t worry. This will never stick.”
Then the trial came. There was no evidence, just my word
against my accusers’. Somehow, the jury found me guilty, and I was sentenced to
life in jail. Dear God, why? What did I do to deserve this? Why are you letting
this happen?
I was angry and bitter. I had traded the crisp white uniform
of the U.S. Navy for that of the state prison. My faith was shattered. I
couldn’t believe that God existed. If he did, why would he let something like
this happen to me?
As time passed, I became colder and angrier. Because of my
martial arts background, I was accepted and respected within the prison
community.
But then the ultimate happened. My oldest son, Reme, was
involved in a fatal car accident. I was lost, I hated everyone and everything.
Even God was my enemy.
Stirrings of Peace,
and a Crisis. Around this time, I met an inmate named Todd. He walked
around the prison with a peace that simply glowed. I don’t know why, but we became
the best of friends. We even became cell mates. I grew to trust him and found
myself sharing my feelings with him. I found out that he was a Catholic, and he
kept telling me that he was so peaceful because he knew God. “Fat chance,” was
my response.
Then Todd convinced me to go to chapel with him one day. I
sat in the back pew and didn’t want anyone to see me. I wasn’t willing to
accept God, but I found the quiet, non-threatening atmosphere to be peaceful. I
began going to chapel more frequently and following Todd around like a puppy. I
wanted the peace that he had, but I just couldn’t pinpoint where it was coming
from.
Once again, tragedy struck. My youngest son, Jason, was
riding with a friend and was struck by a drunk driver and was in a coma. Every
day for about a month, I was allowed to call the hospital and speak to him,
even though he couldn’t talk back. Then I was asked to make the hardest
decision of my life. The doctors wanted me to take Jason off life support. I
struggled with the decision, but Todd was there to support me. Finally, I
consented, and at 10:00 a.m., just two days after my own birthday, Jason’s life
support was discontinued. At noon, he was gone. I felt completely empty.
Meeting Jesus in
Prison. As time passed, Todd invited me on a retreat. This was a one-time
deal called a Cursillo. My immediate response was, “No way, not me.” I didn’t
want to have anything to do with God. But Todd kept hinting, and I felt like I
was letting him down. He had done so much for me. I finally gave in. I didn’t
expect anything. I thought I’d just go and listen.
Wow! I was floored. I met Jesus on that retreat—a laughing,
smiling, crying, joking, caring, loving Jesus. I felt like the prodigal son. I
found answers to many of my questions. I forgave my accusers. I forgave the
people who caused my sons’ deaths. I forgave everyone who had ever harmed me or
my family.
I found the peace that was in knowing Jesus, and I wanted
more. I became the prison chaplain’s choirmaster and the chaplain’s clerk. I
worked to bring more Cursillos into the prison. Most of all, I began to study
the word of God.
Confined,but Set
Free. But then my life took another unexpected turn. About a year after my
conversion, I was diagnosed with incurable multiple sclerosis. Prison was hard
enough for a healthy man, and here I was losing control of my bladder and bowel
functions. And the pain kept getting worse. I was eventually confined to a
wheelchair.
Then one day, as I was in the chapel in my wheelchair, a
young man named Eric approached and offered to help. He seemed to come out of
the blue, but I believe the Holy Spirit was at work. I was getting depressed,
and the good Lord sent an angel in my time of need. Eric attended to all my
needs. He cleaned me when I soiled myself. He cooked my meals. He spent hours
playing board games and studying Scripture with me. He was a reflection of
Christ to me.
My illness finally landed me in the prison infirmary, where
I remain to this day. I now have all the time and quiet I want to study
Scripture, and countless opportunities to help others who are infirm.
Recently, I received a scholarship to a Catholic distance
university, and my studies have become more intense. This opportunity has
allowed me to bring my heart together with my head. I am knowing Jesus as well
as feeling him.
Someday, if it’s God’s will for my innocence to be proven, I
will be thankful. But in the meantime I know that he has plans for me right
here. I’m no longer angry or bitter. It took my coming to prison to see Jesus
in the eyes of those who believe in him and to experience his love.
I know my life has changed for the better and I am now being
sought out and respected for my faith rather than my ability to fight. I have
been blessed with the opportunity to learn about Jesus, and I hope to pass it
on. I now hope that the Holy Spirit will make me an instrument of the same
peace I once sought and found.
Dear God, thank you!
Friday 2 June 2017
Dissonant Biafras and the Burden of Memory
In a very profound sense, it is us who still live –
especially all here on the internet – that bear the brunt of the Nigerian Civil
War. Thomas Carlyle said, “The crash of
the whole solar and stellar systems could only kill you once”. The many
dead of Biafra, be they stabbed, or shot, their skulls smashed, or their bodies
mangled, have died once, and now enjoy the impregnable convalescence of the
afterlife. But for us who live, it might be a more gradual death as, every now
and then, a grotesque black and white picture of a kwashikored child surfaces
online (it could be from any Black nation on earth but Nigeria), it deals us
fresh Biafra blows and breaks our hearts all over again. As we recover from it,
we know not when another is coming. In this bafflingly insensitive world,
another is always coming.
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This sentiment is expressed more vividly in Raoul Peck’s Sometimes in April when Idris Elba’s
character tried to soothe an old man’s despair after the war in Rwanda. The man
seemed to imply, ‘Oh c’mon! Don’t feel
sorry for me. You have longer to live with it.’ That’s damn right. Thomas
Mann observed and I agree, that “a man’s
dying is more the survivor’s affair than his own”. On this score, grief is
ours, and until we decide otherwise, it always will be. Kurt Vonnegut’s densely
sorrowful account (Biafra: A People
Betrayed) of the last months of the war might help us decide sooner. After the
tears the piece might evoke, some quietude could follow, then some musings, and
then some genuine sense of pride. Then maybe a smile… at the marvelous thought
of the quality of human beings that lived and fought and died in and for Biafra.
With the crudest of arms against the bombardment of a Nigerian government
spuriously backed by the weaponry of Britain and Russia, the Biafrans, in
Martin Luther King Jr.’s terms, were
never pulled down enough by the enemy to hate them.
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When thus you smile, know it that you would have switched
fortunes with some aged man somewhere who has lived seventy or eighty years with
the stench of his wickedness. Whenever the old actually start making excuses,
then they really have none. They look back on their lives and say it was worth
it, that they kept the country together, and that it is still together. Together
doing what?! And at what cost? Together crawling; a 57 year old baby with Down’s
syndrome, still pandering to vested western interests.
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To a very great extent, it was war, so both sides were
justified in their quest for victory; never mind genocide. In one of Vonnegut’s
exchanges on Biafra he writes, "It's
hard to prove genocide," said Hall. "If some Biafrans survive, then
genocide hasn't been committed. If no Biafrans survive, who will complain?"
Elechi Amadi, in his Sunset in Biafra,
acknowledged it was but a war. When he quit the Nigerian Army and showed his
concern for the sufferings of non-combatant Biafrans, a lot of them found their
voices. A gaggle of women besieged him, complaining about serial molestations,
starvation, and rape. He was sympathetic, but urged them none the less to
remember that a war was afoot. People who are killing your men and starving
your children would almost certainly also rape you. Tragic as it may be, it won’t
be the most significant dark spots of the struggle. But it was only as far as killing
and getting killed went that the war was honorable. The Nigerian government eventually
lost the inborn dignity of men, and thought it an allowable part of the
strategies of warfare to starve women and children to death. It was a shameful
affront on humanity. That was Nigeria’s second goof. The first was resisting
the secession in the first place trying to protect a political territory they
neither created nor ran well; trying to hold together a marriage in which the
parties’ interests are so perennially divergent. A marriage they didn’t preside
over, from a courtship they were never in.
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But of all goofs, the most pervasive has been the silence
thence. Nigeria’s Gettysburg, for forty-seven years, has had no one show up on
it to read an address. Save for a National Anthem that many have never sung nor
know how to sing, this country called Nigeria has no rallying cry, no beacon to
mark where our journey began, no compass to point where it leads. What we call
constitution has been serially abused by military incursions and ethnic and
religious precedence. These realities point to a purposeless war on the part of
the Nigerian government who seem content with blaming the deaths of over 2
million supposed Nigerian citizens on one man’s (Ojukwu) ill decision. In place
of one address, one acknowledgment, one motion for redress, what we have are
mischievous pick-aways at our history by many who are intent on distorting the
narrative for heinous reasons.
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Like an amoeba, circumstances between then and now have
continued to assume many shapes. These circumstances have given vent to many
differing emotions and sentiments. Nowhere is it more evident than in the
multiple Biafra movements we’ve been seeing, some even calling out and damning others.
MASSOB, IPOB, BLC, BIM, BZM, ADM, etc… somewhere in this crowd, the golden idea
may be lost. It paints an all too familiar picture, of when the heaven was said
to touch earth, and from the radius where that contact was made distinct
religions that are eternally at loggerheads with each other were born. In our
case, opportunistic tendencies have been threatening to alter the genes of
people whose forebears stood and fell for something noble, activated by the
Ahiara Declaration. Somewhere between Ojukwu and Kanu, the plot may have been
twisted, but it cannot disappear. Water may lure blood to a doomed race, but
the latter being thicker would be saved by its tardiness.
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The ideal Biafran is not vulgar, insolent, or of trivial
character. He will not cajole, coerce, or blackmail anyone into sharing his 30th
May sentiments – especially not from the Nigerian divide – just as Arsenal fans
cannot now subject Chelsea fans to an English FA Cup celebration. That the FA
Cup trophy is one proves that whoever wants it is ready to undo his neighbor to
clinch it. Hence, nothing Chelsea does to Arsenal can amount to a desecration,
instead, only Arsenal can ridicule themselves. Desecration is the abuse of
something revered; people who do not revere a thing therefore do not have the
capacity to desecrate it. If anybody needs to carefully gauge their Biafra rhetoric
it is the Biafrans themselves.
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Anyone who receives a new insight on a path the Biafra
struggle should take could do well to find another nomenclature for it. Biafra is
exclusively a product of the Ahiara Declaration, a sublime 48 page document
that mentions the word Igbo only once – and in a demurrable context: “…From this derives our deep conviction that
the Biafran Revolution is NOT just a movement of Igbo, Ibibio, Ijaw and Ogoja.
It is a movement of true and PATRIOTIC AFRICANS. It is African nationalism
conscious of itself and fully aware of the powers with which it is contending.
From this derives our belief that history and humanity are on our side, and
that the Biafran Revolution is INDESTRUCTIBLE and ETERNAL.”
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Are the Igbos having an unfair deal in Nigeria? Yes. Should they
do something about it? Absolutely! But whatever the Igbos do for themselves to
gain politico-economic relevance is no more a Biafran cause than Lionel Messi
is Spanish. The right to self-determination is also theirs; they can ask to
secede. But if it ain’t Biafra, it ain’t. The real Biafra is 50 today; in
another 50 years, nothing would have distorted and discolored history more than
if we put layers and layers of embarrassing epochs between the innocence of our
children to come and the nobility of our fathers gone.
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All the foregoing depend on known circumstances, chiefly,
that the struggle for the actualization of a sovereign state of Biafra is the
Biafrans’ to win or lose. But there is the remote possibility that, the Nigerian
state, out of mischief or rare humaneness, would either grant Biafra leave or wholesomely
restructure Nigeria to comfortably accommodate all. If the former results,
well, when the Wembley showpiece was done and dusted and Arsenal won the trophy,
they cared less about the brash tackles from Chelsea while the game was on;
those were written in as part of the costs of a sweet victory as everyone
departed for their various destinations. In the case of the latter, a question
of forgiveness would be thrown up. It will then bring us face to face with Wole
Soyinka’s dilemma in The Burden of
Memory, The Muse of Forgiveness as dissected by Kirkus Reviews. One question
begs for a non-existent answer:
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How do we tuck away the bitter memories of our bloodied past?
Forgiveness, a salve on the wounds to promote healing, would seem to be the
morally superior option. But is excusing morally outrageous behavior moral or
simply foolish? Perhaps healing requires revenge, an excising of the cancer.
Are we to imagine, for example, a repentant Pol Pot walking the streets like
any other man, freed by the forgiveness of those whom he did not manage to
kill? Soyinka identifies forgiveness as “a value far more humanly exacting than
vengeance” yet cannot swallow the proposition that it will, by itself, suffice.
Something is missing from a process which absolves the perpetrators of tyranny
so completely that they assume the same moral or civil status as those whose
conduct is crime-free. Soyinka’s answer is reparations, a paying back from
victimizer to victim, but even this sits somewhat uneasily. Alas, it is part of
the cost of despicable acts: once committed, there are no longer answers with
which we can be completely comfortable.
Monday 6 March 2017
#WifeNotCook
More and more, feminism is
becoming a popular theme; but some ones are taking it too far me thinks. You don’t
preach feminism by constantly berating men. As a matter of fact, the reverse
ought to be the case. Feminism has to be an education… of the men folk.
But if you insist the current
world order is skewed, and you want to single-handedly reposition the planet,
then, here is a ring, go ahead and propose. Then prepare to go and see his
people… and let them determine what his groom price will be.
What can be more constructive
is education… a gradual, gentle reorientation, not harassment and verbosity. For
we do, all of us, need each other. So start by disabusing his mind from seeking
to acquire a woman by paying dowry for her… Then proceed by extricating too
much kith and kin influence from nuclear families.
Is woman today coy? The feminist
has to be coyer, for certain hunting circumstances make the lioness lie down
for the deer… She stoops to conquer. If someone can disagree with simple
reasoning, how much more verbose, arrogant arguments?
The teacher comes to school
with new knowledge, and painstakingly transfers it to his students. School is
an approach to learning that has been found to be effective. There are other methods,
and each is gradual, gentle, and methodical. From what we know, therefore, we
can conclude that the #WifeNotCook campaign will not help this cause.
Every now and then there are
conferences, workshops, seminars. The convener sometimes has new knowledge to
share, at other times is aware of the existence of new knowledge and wants to
acquire it. Then ensue the gentle, structured, methodical approach of seminars
et al.
#NoBeShout
Wednesday 11 November 2015
TERMS OF REFERENCE
Fifteen eyes
or so on me as I walked in. Derrick’s are so small the two could pass for one
normal one. I’d come in to larger broods before, but there was something about
this one. White people can be queer.
I proceed
to my desk, dropped my books, and thought about piercing the awkwardness of the
moment.
“What?” I asked the eyes that were
watching me. But it seemed no one had been nominated to speak, so my question
remained unanswered for a little moment.
“You’re from Biafra aren’t you,
Jude?”
“Biafra?”
“Yeah,” Lancelot’s large eyes
fixated on me. He would be the spokesman for any group.
“Is that the name of a place?”
“A country actually!” Kathie quips.
I roll my
eyes, and then from one face to another, I searched for where this was headed.
“What’s your take on the vibes
coming out of Nigeria?” Derrick was the oldest, but his reserved nature meant
his age mates had left him behind, and everyone else in this group caught up.
“Wait!” I search for any sense in
the situation… of coming into class and finding myself in the middle of a
rather tense topic of discussion.
“Is this
interview academically inclined?”
“It doesn’t have to be, mate,”
Callaghan, the defacto leader, said as he rose from his chair and walked
towards me. Then, placing his right hand on my left shoulder he said, “We know
you love books, Jude; we know you love learning and academic milestones; but we’re
all concerned about your country, and we think you should be too.”
“You guys think I’m not?”
“Well, if you are, feel free to
discuss it,” Jane says. “Are you for Nigeria or Biafra?”
I didn’t answer,
only gazed from face to face, wondering if I’d missed any news from back home. Here
in the UK I was supposed to be safe from the incessant disturbances and unrests
of Nigeria, but not today – it seemed.
“If you guys must know, it’s hard to
pick a side: one is a path to unnecessary bloodshed that will not achieve
anything, and the other is a vote for second class citizenship and subtle marginalization.
So…” I heaved and sounded like one cornered.
“But what if bloodshed were ruled
out?”
“Wha?” I was a bit dazed there were
still pursuing.
“What if the split could occur
without bloodshed? Would you be for it, or against it?”
“I don’t know if that is possible.”
“I’m saying… supposing it is?”
Lancelot wasn’t even a Law student, but damn!
“Well… it needs to be critically
looked at. Whoever is routing for a Biafra has to be sure all constituent
states can be on the same page and remain there. I mean… there are various
things to look at…”
They all
pulled up chairs and surrounded me.
“Why don’t you look at them, Jude?”
“How do you mean?”
“You’re a research student… figure
out how we mean!”
“TO GAUGE THE PULSE OF A NATION,”
Jamie worded; “May be a fitting title!” Then he shrugged.
I conceptualized
what was possible, but of course presented the financial challenge. Schooling in
the UK was hard enough. This bunch of guys said they’d put together a five
thousand pound fund to support my ‘looking at’ what was supposed to be looked
at prior to supporting or not supporting a secession.
I asked
them for Terms of Reference, they said to generate one and present for
comments. Fine.
I have two weeks
to make necessary phone calls, and to send and receive necessary emails as I prepare
the Ts of R. After I submit, it won’t take too long to reflect their comments
and suggestions in the final paper. Then I’ll be ready to embark on the
journey. I catch the Liverpool vs Chelsea Game at Anfield on the 26th
of December, and celebrate my birthday on transit to Nigeria the next day. With
the new year will begin my ‘looking at’ the things that brought me home.
HERE ARE MY
TERMS OF REFERENCE AS THEY ARE COMING TOGETHER
1. Have there always been agitations for
a Sovereign Biafra?
2. If yes, from what quarters?
3. Is this new agitation coming from
the same source?
4. How many states originally made up
Biafra?
5. Are elements from all states
involved in this new agitation?
6. What are the voiced and unvoiced
reasons for wanting to secede?
1. What is the current socio-economic
plight of the Biafra states?
2. What is their combined IGR?
3. What is the size of their land mass?
4. How much of their plight (good and
bad) is caused by the Federal Government?
5. How much by the State?
6. Is any current governor of the
states Biafra President material?
1. Is the new Biafra agitation a reply
to the Boko Haram-marred administration of a Southern President?
2. Would this agitation exist if an
Igbo man was president?
3. How do the agitators conceptualize a
return to Igboland of all Igbos?
4. Will negotiations for property
owners to retain ownership across the two countries should they separate
succeed?
5. Will an assurance of retention of
ownership of property make secession easier and choicier for the rich Igbos?
6. Are there Igbos who have been forced
out of the North due to violence?
7. Do they still retain ownership of
whatever property they owned?
8. If no, is it possible that their
angst is part of the inspiration for a louder agitation?
9. How would returnees fare at the
hands of current feudal lords of the Igboland?
10. How long before goods and services
get to be determined by normal economic forces rather than by circumstance?
Wednesday 13 May 2015
A LEGACY FROM MR. DITTO by Doris Cheney Whitehouse
I stood by Mr. Ditto’s bedside at the hour
of his death. He looked like a small black doll against the whiteness of the
pillow, his old head almost buried in its deep folds. His pulse was hardly perceptible,
and I felt a strange awareness of a transformation taking place, as though by
watching very closely I might be able to see his spirit soar like a newly
hatched moth out of the withered husk that lay before me.
At last I heard the faint beginning of his final breath. He did not
struggle even in death, so that when it came it was gentle and easy, touched
with contentment like a sigh.
The Reverend William Howard, a Negro chaplain, sat by the bed, an open
Bible resting lightly in the palm of one great hand. He closed it quietly. Then
he bowed his head and whispered, “Into Thy hands, O Merciful Savior, we commend
the soul of Thy servant.”
After a moment he touched my shoulder gently as though he understood the
heaviness in my heart. “Rejoice and be exceeding glad,” he said. Then he turned
and left the room, closing the door softly behind him.
When he was done I did the things a nurse must do for a patient after
death. I opened the drawer of the bedside table and began to gather together
all Mr. Ditto’s belongings – a pair of ancient spectacles, hopelessly twisted;
a razor with a rusted blade; a Bible worn from years of handling. And there I
found the nickel that I knew had brought him so much joy. It was the total
treasure of his life, and I held it in my hand for a long time, remembering . .
.
Mr. Ditto had been one of the first patients assigned to me that winter
of 1947 when I took up my duties as a young nurse on the TB ward of the
Veterans Administration Hospital in Louisville, Kentucky. Mr. Ditto was his
real name; he was never known by any other. An American Negro born of slave
parents in New Orleans at the time of the Civil War, he had been orphaned at an
early age and, with the emancipation, had been cast out into the world. Except
for service in the Spanish-American War, he had lived his life from day to day,
doing odd jobs for anyone who would hire him, living alone in a shack provided
by his former owners. Some years ago he had come to Louisville. He had been ill
for a long time, and when he was admitted to the hospital he was suffering from
advanced pelvic tuberculosis. A great abscess had ruptured, leaving a draining
sinus.
The dreadful stench of it rose to meet me as I entered his room that
first day. I wanted to turn and run away, and perhaps I might have done so had
not something in Mr. Ditto’s eyes reached out and held me. “Good morning, Mr.
Ditto,” I said. “Are you ready for the morning’s activities?”
“Ah don’ know what they is, ma’am,” he said. “But if you think Ah need
‘em, Ah’s ready.”
I began with a bath and the changing of the sheets. The tiny body was so
emaciated that it seemed almost weightless as I gently turned him on his side.
His eyes bulged with pain, but he made no sound.
I remember how my nausea rose when I removed the dressing, but a small
voice saved me. “Ah don’ know how you stand it, ma’am! Ah can’t hardly stand it
myself!” And he wrinkled up his face in such a comic grimace that I laughed out
loud. When he heard my laughter, he laughed, too. We looked at each other
helplessly, caught on a wave of preposterous mirth, and suddenly the air seemed
fresher and the wound less offensive. The sight of it never bothered me again.
When I finally drew up the clean white sheet and folded it across his
chest, he said. “Ah’s feelin’ a whole heap better, and that’s the truth.” Then
he reached out one bony hand, weak and trembling, and fumbled in the drawer of
his bedside table. From it he extracted a shiny nickel and held it out to me.
“It ain’t very much for all yo’ goodness,” he said. “But it’s a powerful
cold day, an’ Ah just thought some good hot coffee might give you pleasure.”
The drawer was open, and I could see a number of nickels, perhaps
twenty, scattered among his personal effects. This was all the money he had in
the world. I should have accepted his offering at once. Instead, I reacted in
haste. “Oh no, Mr. Ditto,” I said. “I couldn’t take that! You save it for a
rainy day.”
I saw the light go out of his eyes and all the shining, as a dark shadow
fell across his face. “Ain’t never gonna rain no harder’n now,” he said.
Hearing the dull despair in his voice, I knew instantly what I had done.
I had reduced him to an old, old man with nothing left to give, with nothing
left to accomplish except dying. Quickly I said, “You know, Mr. Ditto, I think
you’re right. I can’t think of anything better than a cup of good hot coffee.”
I took the nickel out of his hand and watched the light come back into his face.
In the days that followed, Mr. Ditto grew steadily weaker. Every morning
when I put him through the same exhausting routine he submitted patiently.
Somehow we always managed a little conversation, a little fun and gentle
laughter, so that I looked forward to the hour spent with him. And every
morning before I left the room his old hand would grope for another nickel and
he would say, “It ain’t very much for all yo’ goodness.”
I watched the little pile of nickels slowly diminishing and prayed that
Mr. Ditto would not outlive his treasure. His strength was now almost gone, but
he never once forgot his gift to me, even when he could no longer lift his hand
without my help.
One day I saw that he was reaching for the very last nickel in the drawer.
I guided his hand to it, fighting back the tears that had sprung to my eyes. I
searched his face for any sign of realization that there were no other nickels,
but he was unaware of it. He held the coin out to me, smiling the same sweet
smile, mumbling the same familiar words of gratitude. Then I knew he was
wrapped in that gentle half-awareness which enfolds the dying. He was conscious
only of the joy of giving, and I knew with sudden gladness that he was past all
keeping of accounts. Silently I put the nickel back in the corner of the
drawer.
He lived for two weeks after that. Every day when I had finished his
morning care and he was lying clean and comfortable in fresh white sheets, he
would murmur over and over again, “You an angel, ma’am, you just a sure ‘nough
angel.” Then I would know that it was time to take his hand in mine and guide
it to the corner of the drawer. Every day he gave me the nickel. And every day
I put it back again.
That last day I sent for Mr. Howard, the chaplain. He came and read
softly as one might read to a child who was falling asleep, his voice moving
smoothly over the lovely verses . . . “And seeing the multitudes, He went up
into a mountain; and when He was set, His disciples came unto Him: And He
opened His mouth, and taught them, saying, ‘Blessed are the poor in spirit: for
theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are they that mourn: for they shall be
comforted. Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth.’”
I thought: Mr. Ditto had been, indeed,
the poorest and meekest of men; he had accepted fearful suffering without
complaint. But now, in the final hour of his life, he could not hear again the
promise of eternal joy. Suddenly rebellion rose in my heart. Mr. Ditto. How
perfectly his name described him, as though, God, having made a world of men,
had paused and then said “Ditto” – and there he was. What purpose had there been in his creation? What possible
meaning to his patient, futile life?
After the chaplain had gone, I stood for a long time with the last
treasured nickel in my hand. Finally I put it with the rest of Mr. Ditto’s
things, tied them all together into a sad little bundle and marked them with
his name. Then I took them to the office and suggested that they be turned over
to Mr. Howard.
Later that afternoon, just before it was time for me to go off duty, Mr.
Howard appeared in the ward. He looked at me and smiled. “It seems that MR.
Ditto left a small estate,” he said “I think he would want you to have it.” He
took the nickel out of his pocket and pressed it into my hand.
This time I accepted it instantly. For, remembering the light in Mr.
Ditto’s eyes, I suddenly knew the meaning of his gift. Over and over I had
received it in grief, thinking it a mark of his poverty. Now for the first time
I saw it as it really was: a shining symbol of some boundless wealth which I
had never dreamed existed. In that one bright moment all sorrow was dispelled,
all pity vanished. My poor little Mr. Ditto had been rich beyond belief. In his
vast estate were all the patience, faith, and love a human heart can hold.
I went to the hospital canteen and bought a cup of coffee. There was a
vacant table by the window, and I sat down. It was almost dark. A tiny evening
star twinkled prematurely in the sky. I lifted the steaming coffee to my lips
and proposed a silent toast: “To Mr. Ditto, who shall inherit the earth.” Then
I drank deeply of the cup.
Tuesday 28 April 2015
LABYRINTHS - TWENTY
After
dinner later that night, I announced that I was tired and wanted to retire.
Abbey appeared to have no problems with that. I said good night to her and went
to my room. A few minutes later I heard a knock and... how many were we in this
house... of course it was her. She came in and made herself comfortable on my
bed and I got the impression that she wasn’t leaving soon.
“I
want to ask you...” she started, “Would you really blame me if I didn’t tell
you my medical condition?”
“Yes...
because by so doing you endangered us both.”
“I
hate to compare you to the others, but you’re toeing the exact same line they
did.”
“Obviously.
Anyone would toe the same line, because toeing a different one might be
disastrous.”
“Is
that why you have been avoiding me since I told you?”
“Hello?
Avoiding you? Who ran off to work this morning in spite of my attempts to
prevail on her to stay home and rest? Who just... wandered off with Isabelle
now to go and gallivant about town...? Don’t speak to me about avoidance!”
“You’re
sounding like you’re jealous... But I left because I’d rather be miles away
from you than to be in the same house with you and have to tolerate the...
chasm you’ve created between us.”
“I
don’t get you... How can you say I created a chasm between us?”
“You
didn’t offer me soothing words to help me with the tough battle I’m facing. You
don’t hold me anymore... you don’t cuddle me. You’ve not kissed me since I got
back from the hospital... why? You’re treating me as if it’s AIDS I’ve got...”
“I’m
avoiding those because doing so might be injurious to your health.”
“C’mon
Iroko, don’t tell me your view on the relations of man and woman is this...
limited.”
“How
do you mean?”
“Your...
philosophy... only seems to recognize relations based on... animal desire...
but there’s a wide field of strong attachment where desire plays, at least,
only a secondary part... There are several ways to share a good time... not
just through sex!”
“Well,
much as I can’t say I understand what you mean, I’m acting the way I’m doing
based on my knowledge of myself, and what I think I know of you. People who
shouldn’t have sex shouldn’t kiss. And what’s more... then when I kissed you I
was your shrink, but now, according to you – and a wise decision that is too –
you don’t want my shrink services anymore...”
“Look
into my eyes Iroko,” she looked serious, “and tell me that all we had was
just... just... work.”
I paused awhile. Then…
“C’mon
Abbey, I told you you’re special... and I wasn’t lying. Girl... I’m just scared
and... confused... You know this is a new development... and a big one at that.
I need time to assimilate all this. I came here with the intention of being
your shrink and working with you, but right now I’m the one who’s being worked
on. I need to breathe, Abbey, I need to. It is important that I do. I need to
sort myself out. I need to check my feelings.”
“Know
what, I agree with you. And I got this for you.” She gave me an envelope.
I opened it and opened my mouth in shock; then I began
to count the notes.
“I
don’t really know your... money... as in your currency here... but something
tells me this is ten thousand Rands?”
“That’s
correct.”
“What
for?”
“For
you Iroko.”
“For
me? My money’s supposed to be just four grand... of which you’ve already given
me one... so what... this is over a hundred percent excess. Don’t you know what
you should do with money anymore?”
“Trust
me, I do. And one is fix my car for a start. But you would have gotten no more
than four grand if all you did here was your shrink job.”
“Did
I do more... something I’m not aware of?”
“Yes,
you brought sunshine into our lives... Isabelle, Doctor Biola, Doctor Fina,
Zuma... all have something beautiful to say about you. God! Even my secretary
in the office says you’re nice.”
“Okay...
and it is your place, my dear girl, to reward people who are nice, huh?!”
“Don’t
see it as a reward, ‘cuz I could never reward you. See it as payment for your
work. Perhaps you should begin to see yourself as more than a shrink... you
sell sunshine... and I’ve bought some for all these people I just mentioned.
For me, I want to keep the source – if I could. Believe me, you did much more
than you can imagine in such a short time.”
“Wow...
that’s... that’s ennobling. But Abbey girl, you might want to reconsider this.
When I’ll be gone it wouldn’t feel the same way... especially as there’s no
guarantee that I shall return... And you’ll seem to find you fell prey to the
antics of a con man who breezed by your life... Don’t do something you’ll
regret later.”
“I
will never regret this past two weeks for as long as I breathe. Even if you’re
the devil... I love you dearly, and I’m not ashamed to say it.”
My
rejecting the money was no pretence... my refusal was genuine, because...
something like I didn’t want Abbey to commit me any further. Of course I needed
the money... for Teresa, for my folks, for my sibs... for Kate; and to even
hang on when I found I’d lost my job. I didn’t want to take more than I
bargained for. But Abbey’s persistence was unbeatable, so I claimed the fat
envelope from the bed.
I kissed her on the temple.
“You’re
magical Abbey... I’ve been asking myself a question since these days... ‘Hope
these aren’t the last days of my life?’... ‘cuz if the best parts ... if being
in the company of the epitome of sublime womanhood is served me this early on
... if I’ve seen what men eighty haven’t yet seen... I hope I’m still gonna
live to eighty.”
Abbey
smiled. “You do have a way with words. You say the most beautiful things.”
“If
you go to a beautiful beach you know what it does to your senses, that you
bless it unaware... if you chat with a captivating woman... you know what it
does to your mind? It sets it aglow with gestures and words that attempt to
sing her praise...”
“Say
no more, Iroko,” she said, “just hold me.”
I gathered her into my arms and held tight... Even I
had missed this. I could feel her heartbeat, and it beat faster than mine. I
hoped all was well now.
The
sensitivity of the situation endeared us further. It is true that... when love
begins to set in, carnality begins to retreat to the rear. At that point when
you can hug a woman and not really feel her breasts rubbing against you... and
not imagine how close your crotches are and how close you are to penetration...
and not run your hands all over her back down to the fleshy mounds above her
legs... at that point you’ve transcended a realm; you’ve either come to really
love that woman, or come to be indifferent about her femaleness.
In my case it couldn’t be indifference... the former
was more likely to be the case. Abbey and I slept in my room, on my bed, till
dawn. We slept in each other’s embrace... and woke up so.
This wasn’t enough,
though, to be a foretaste of matrimony. It lacked the essentials of a connubial
night – the talk and the sexual conjugation. The talk about the children – who
had been born or who were to be; the quarrels; the fights; the coldness... Or
the reconciliation; the kisses and the re-professions of love and commitment.
The matrimonial bed is a drama-set infinitely more palpitating than most other
aspects of life. What couples do there reverberate through history and
constitute the tumultuous noise that emanates from the planet as it plots its
course through space. Two people necking there in 1888 or ’89 in Braunau am
Inn, Austria-Hungary, may have been fighting through it... to produce Hitler...
who was involved, arguably, in the loudest war noises ever heard. And when the
two who produced Bin Laden went in, someone should have told them to use a
condom. Or maybe they should have just held each other and slept... the way
Abbey and I did, for nobody ever really knows the full consequences of
releasing semen into a woman’s vaginal track.
I
wanted to sneak out of bed without waking her, but how could I succeed when she
lay atop my arm! She caught me and asked where I was going.
“To
say my prayers,” I said.
Then she didn’t say anything, she just got out of bed
and knelt down... with sleepy eyes.
“I
didn’t want to wake you because you need this rest...” I said.
“Let’s
pray then I’ll go back to sleep.”
We did; after which I tucked her back in and went to
wash up. In my mind I said those prayers I couldn’t say when we were two... as
in, I spoke to God in a language only He and I understood.
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